Study Gun Violence

The new budget bill is more than 2,000 pages long, and it includes billions of dollars for the Pentagon, the opioid crisis, and infrastructure projects. It lets the CDC study gun violence.

What? The CDC. The same agency that warns us every year, to get the FLU shot, Then reports at the end of every Flu season that the vaccine was only 3% effective. Every year!!!
The upside is it and pours hundreds of millions into the coffers or the vaccine makers.

I’d say there is a credibility gap. Can you really trust the study from the CDC?

If we want a government agency to investigate gun violence we have the opportunity to address two problems with the same….bullet, excuse the pun. Assign the task to the US Postal Service.

Nowhere in the government is there so many disgruntled employees, who face all sort of mental anguish and resort to gun violence. The whole study can be done in-house. The study fulfills all the criteria of the scientific method: it is geographically diverse, ethnically diverse, it is a chronic problem, the sample size is large. From a business standpoint despite all the problems can and does deliver the mail pretty darn well pretty much every day.

Yes, occasionally they misplace the mail or get the address wrong, but that is a tiny, tiny percentage of wrong delivery versus the CDC which is 3% accurate.

The other benefit is if we fund the violence study with the Postal Service we can easily justify the money poured in annually to cover revenue shortfalls and in return, we get a really interesting report.

Sure the result may be politically twisted as being bias, discriminatory, racist, not politically correct and mostly likely very accurate.

Sneak peak of the results, coming soon.

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